Tuesday 30 March 2021

B71: A Top Officer and a Gentleman Gun

 I watched half an hour of Top Gun recently; it’s such an extraordinary artefact, now so eaten up by its own parodies and tributes, it’s hard to believe this is the real thing.

It’s certainly one of the most influential films of all time, and, after all, enjoyable enough on whichever level you want to deal with it.

I watched Top Gun before I watched An Officer and a Gentleman, though most of the right generation will have experienced them in the correct order, since they were both enormous box-office hits.

Top Gun nicks so much from An Officer and a Gentleman – setting, storyline, lead character, father issues, dead best friend, local girl romance, motorbike, white uniform, power ballad - yet they are very different films in feel.

Even the first time I watched it, I was shocked by how dirty and sordid An Officer and a Gentleman was in parts, how raw the emotions were, how precise the chraracterisations were. Sure, it’s not some indie drama, it’s a romantic blockbuster, but it’s a very very good film – realistic, shocking and moving at times.

Nothing in Top Gun seems at all real, but it is endlessly quotable, somewhat thrilling and astonishingly shiny.

Gere, though handsome beyond comparison, always manages to portray an insecure narcissism which humanises his characters, in a way that Cruise has little interest in doing.

Even though Star Wars and Jaws are seen as the start of the blockbuster age, it is the look that films started to have in the mid-80s which strikes me as the biggest shift. The same is somewhat true of pop music – Blondie to Madonna, An Officer and a Gentleman to Top Gun….

I really love those early blockbusters which are much more sweary and grotty than their reputation suggests they’ll be, from Saturday Night Fever and Jaws to Trading Places and An Officer and a Gentleman.

Who knows what Top Gun: Maverick will bring?

Monday 15 March 2021

B70: Marvelous Marvin Hagler

The great boxer Marvelous Marvin Hagler has died. He was probably one of my three favourite boxers. Like the Puerto Rican Miguel Cotto, but even more so, he represented [represented being the key word, as one can never really know what kind of person someone is in private] a certain ideal of tough, honourable, fearsome, straightforward, skilled, exciting boxer. Iconic yet unknowable.

Though his record shows 3 losses and 2 draws, each of those results was disputed, particularly his famous last fight, against the equally great, but more showbiz, Sugar Ray Leonard.

Marvin was a middleweight throughout his career. The rest came to him. He didn't need to go to them. His greatest moment is his three-round war with Thomas Hearns in 1985, almost universally considered the greatest short fight of all time, with the first round being considered the single greatest round of all time.

A year or so ago, I wrote a villanelle called 'Rewatching the first round of Hagler/Hearns on youtube'. I guess it's about finding a kind of peace in excitement and in brutality. I hope you like it:


Rewatching the first round of Hagler/Hearns on youtube

Rewatching the first round of Hagler/Hearns

on youtube, I forgot, for once, the speed

the daylight fades, the age of night returns.

 

While New York turns to dust and Paris burns,

for three wild violent minutes, I am freed

rewatching the first round of Hagler/Hearns,

 

how Marvin stalks and Tommy never learns

that when he swings and struts and pays no heed

the daylight fades, the age of night returns,

 

the ceaseless press of doom; my spirit yearns

to wrench itself away from the news feed,

rewatching the first round of Hagler/Hearns

 

for every thrilling second the plot turns.

When Tommy staggers, Marvin starts to bleed,

the daylight fades, the age of night returns

 

as, once again, my grudging mind discerns

where history’s set, the future takes its lead,

rewatching the first round of Hagler/Hearns

the daylight fades, the age of night returns.

Sunday 7 March 2021

B69: Bands, those funny little plans, that never work out right ...

As I've been reading about, and listening to, The Band, I've been thinking about bands in general. Bands, those funny little plans ...

I was never in a band. I didn't play an instrument well enough and didn't have a band-like group of friends prepared to overlook my lack of musicality and risk it all on my sizzling on-stage charisma. I was never close to being in a band. So anyone who's ever been in a band has one up on me, and I'm envious of all of them.

Still, bands never work out. None of them, apart from U2.

They all end in disaster, death, dissolution, divorce, dungeons, drugs, departing drummers, disputed details, difference, difference, difference.

The age of the band seems a little like it's over, especially with the whole pandemic and that - 60 years, the age of the band.

I'd like this to be a 60-song playlist about being in a band. I'm not entirely sure it'll get that far....

... anyway, I kind of gave up on this - it's not in the right order and there's no apple link and there's only 45 songs - still, some nice things...

  1. Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles
  2. History Lesson Pt 2 - Minutemen
  3. Heard About Your Band - Brakes
  4. Holes - Mercury Rev
  5. Once Were Brothers - Robbie Robertson
  6. This is Just a Modern Rock Song - Belle and Sebastian
  7. Goodbye - The Spice Girls
  8. For Now and Ever - Super Furry Animals
  9. Listen to the Band - The Monkees
  10. Can't Stand Me Now - The Libertines
  11. Battery in Your Leg - Blur
  12. When We Was Fab - George Harrison
  13. Garageland - The Clash
  14. Formed a Band - Art Brut
  15. Do It Again - The Beach Boys
  16. The Spirit of Giving - The New Pornographers
  17. Danko/Manuel - Drive-By Truckers
  18. Never Forget - Take That
  19. Ruckus in A Minor - Wu-Tang Clan
  20. Wilco - Wilco
  21. Introducing the Band - Suede
  22. You Love Us/Everything Must Go - Manic Street Preachers
  23. Stay Positive - The Hold Steady
  24. Only Living Boy in New York - Simon and Garfunkel
  25. We've Been Had - The Walkmen
  26. Girl in Amber - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
  27. Sweeping the Nation - Spearmint
  28. The Late Greats - Wilco
  29. Range Life - Pavement
  30. Best Ever death Metal Band out of Denton - Mountain Goats
  31. Cheated Hearts - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  32. Punka - Kenickie
  33. Hey Darling - Sleater-Kinney
  34. Fake Tales of San Francisco - Arctic Monkeys
  35. Hallelujah - Haim
  36. We are the Pipettes - The Pipettes
  37. Moulty - The Barbarians
  38. Creeque Alley - Mamas and the Papas
  39. The Load Out - Jackson Browne
  40. Torn and Frayed - Stones
  41. Tonight's the Night - Neil Young
  42. Summer of 69 - Bryan Adams
  43. I Know Someone Who Knows Someone Who Knows Alan McGee Quite Well - Pooh Sticks
  44. Glamorous Indie Rock'n'Roll - The Killers