Wednesday, 23 April 2025

All the UK Number 1s of the .... 1950s - ranked

Remember the 50s ... good times, they were. Men wore bowler hats and took part in comical long-distance car races, women played tennis and talked like a combination of Katharine and Audrey Hepburn.
Rock'n'roll began! Which was good. So the Number 1s from the 50s are surprisingly fun to listen to, and really, at times, feel rather thrilling.
There are also not that many, as it's only seven and a bit years, and some of them were Number 1 for a long long time. There is an odd phenomenon of the same song in different versions getting to Number 1 very near each other. The most marvellous of those is Answer Me by David Whitfield being replaced at Number 1 by Answer Me by Frankie Laine, which was replaced at Number 1 by Answer Me by David Whitfield. Answer me! Answer Me! Answer me, goddammit!!

Anywhere, there won't be so many derogatory comments here. There's little I absolutely hate. The pre-rock'n'roll stuff is sometimes a bit drab, but mainly in a forgivable way ...

93. The Stargazers - I See the Moon

92. The Dream Weavers - It's Almost Tomorrow

91. David Whitfield - Answer Me. Not as good as the Frankie Laine version ...

90. Pat Boone - I'll Be Home

89. Eddie Calvert - Oh Mein Papa

88. Eddie Calvert - Cherry Pink (and Apple Blossom White)

87. Don Cornell - Hold My Hand

86. Russ Conway - Side Saddle

85. Craig Douglas - Only Sixteen. The title makes it sound like it's going to be super-creepy, which it's not, but it's not great.

84. Johnnie Ray  - Yes Tonight Josephine. Moved a million hearts in mono, apparently, but not this one.

83. Slim Whitman - Rose Marie

82. Dickie Valentine with the Stargazers - The Finger of Suspicion

81. Winifred Atwell - Let's Have Another Party.  Very much the Jive Bunny records of their day.

80. The Stargazers - Broken Wings

79. Russ Conway - Roulette

78. Mantovani - The Song from Moulin Rouge. Until I heard this, I'd only known Mantovani as a rude rhyming slang word in Trainspotting ...

77. Vera Lynn - My Son, My Son. Gawd bless'er.

76. Tennessee Ernie Ford - Give Me Your Word

75. Pérez Prado and his Orchestra - Cherry Pink (and Apple Blossom White). Better than the Eddie Calvert version.

74. Ronnie Hilton - No Other Love

73. Eddie Fisher - Outside of Heaven

72. Dickie Valentine - Christmas Alphabet. Dickie Valentine sounds like it should be the name of a spiv friend of Walker in Dad's Army.

71. Guy Mitchell - Look at That Girl

70. David Whitfield with Mantovani and his Orchestra - Cara Mia. Class teacher on my PGCE was called David Whitfield. Once bumped him at a Decemberists gig. Don't think it's the same guy.

69. Frankie Laine - Hey Joe

68. Perry Como - Don't Let the Stars Get in Your Eyes

67. Andy Williams - Butterfly

66. Frankie Vaughan -The Garden of Eden

65. Guy Mitchell - Singing the Blues

64. Jimmy Young - The Man from Laramie

63. Ruby Murray - Softly, Softly. Talking of rhyming slang.

62. Frankie Laine - A Woman in Love

61. Eddie Fisher with Sally Sweetland  - I'm Walking Behind You. Talking of creepy titles.

60. Frankie Laine - Answer Me

59. Jerry Keller - Here Comes Summer

58. Conway Twitty - It's Only Make Believe

57. The Kalin Twins - When

56. Jimmy Young - Unchained Melody. Unchained Melody is a fabulous song, but this is not a great version. Did you know it's called Unchained Melody because it was on the soundtrack for a film called Unchained?

55. Cliff Richard and the Shadows - Travellin' Light

54. Lord Rockingham's XI - Hoots Mon

53. Guy Mitchell - Rock-a-Billy

52. Johnnie Ray - Just Walking in the Rain. Poor old Johnnie Ray ..

51. Winifred Atwell - The Poor People of Paris

50. The Johnston Brothers - Hernando's Hideaway

49. Kay Starr - Comes A-Long A-Love

48. Guy Mitchell - She Wears Red Feathers. Teetering on the brink of bad taste ...

47. Elvis Presley - A Fool Such as I / I Need Your Love Tonight

46. Michael Holliday - The Story of My Life

45. Alma Cogan - Dreamboat

44. Frank Sinatra - Three Coins in the Fountain

43. Tommy Edwards -  It's All in the Game

42. Tommy Steele - Singing the Blues. Still going, Tommy Steele. Pretty interesting wikipedia page. One of those people who was clearly massively famously for quite a long time but now not many people know about.

41. Anne Shelton  - Lay Down Your Arms

40. Johnnie Ray - Such a Night. Our mothers, crying, sang along, and who could blame them?

39. Doris Day - Secret Love

38. Shirley Bassey - As I Love You. From the hotel I always stay in Cardiff, you can see the row of small houses on Tiger Bay where Shirley Bassey was born and raised. She done well.

37. Elvis Presley - One Night / I Got Stung

36. Marvin Rainwater  - Whole Lotta Woman. Great name, Marvin Rainwater.

35. Paul Anka  - Diana. As far as I know, the only artist on the list who has done a version of Smells Like Teen Spirit, though, to be fair, wouldn't put it past Bassey either ...

34. Lonnie Donegan - Gamblin' Man / Puttin' On the Style

33. Kay Starr  - Rock and Roll Waltz

32. Lita Roza  - (How Much Is) That Doggie in the Window?

31. Al Martino - Here in My Heart. The very first Number 1, and has a suitably grand introduction.

30. Jo Stafford  - You Belong to Me

29. Adam Faith - What Do You Want? You've got to have it, after all.

28. Jane Morgan - The Day the Rains Came

27. Elvis Presley - All Shook Up

26. Tony Bennett - Stranger in Paradise.  I was listening to this for about 20 seconds and thinking "wow, this guy, whoever it is, has a great voice", and, yes, that figures ...

25. Rosemary Clooney - This Ole House. Closemary Rooney.

24. Cliff Richard and the Drifters - Living Doll. The Drifters before they were The Shadows.

23. Perry Como - Magic Moments. Quality Street advert with Jeremy Rampling.

22. Dean Martin - Memories Are Made of This

21. Connie Francis - Who's Sorry Now

20. Tab Hunter - Young Love

19. Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons

18. Kitty Kallen - Little Things Mean a Lot. Just a whole bunch of nice, classic songs, at this stage.

17. Vic Damone - On the Street Where You Live. I would say, this could be better. It starts and ends too grand. Such a glorious song, but think I prefer a Nat King Cole version or such like.

16. Harry Belafonte - Mary's Boy Child

15. Connie Francis - Stupid Cupid / Carolina Moon

14. Bobby Darin - Dream Lover. Bobby Darin was Italian-American too, like nearly all the other singers.

13. Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano. While Rosemary Clooney, despite her gleeful appropriation here, was not ...

12. Buddy Holly - It Doesn't Matter Anymore. The first ever posthumous Number 1, this ...

11. The Platters - Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

10. Lonnie Donegan - Cumberland Gap. Seen, i think, as the first UK rock'n'roll-adjacent Number 1. Ferocious bit of skiffle.

9. The Crickets - That'll Be the Day. Buddy brilliant, as they say ...

8. The Everly Brothers - All I Have to Do Is Dream / Claudette

7. Bill Haley & His Comets - Rock Around the Clock. Terrific song, this, even removing the context. I remember dancing to this at a wedding when I was about 8, just going absolutely nuts to it. That's the feeling.

6. Doris Day - Whatever Will Be, Will Be (Que Sera, Sera). I really liked, when i watched The Man Who Knew Too Much, that it's, like, key to the whole twisty dark plot.

5. Frankie Laine - I Believe. Secretly, when we were young men of values and used to sing the Christian songs and the folk songs and the protest songs, this was my favourite. It is like, say, What a Wonderful World, and Every Grain of Sand, a song that says "a world so beautiful must have a benevolent creator, and that is my comfort" and i think one can be very susceptible to that when you're transitioning to realising that the mundane things that you thought were just mundane when you were young are actually miraculous in their mundanity. Anyway, still have massive fondness for this stirring song of simple faith. The Frankie Laine version is decent, though not perfect - it took me on a search for an ideal version, and surprisingly, the best I found was by old Tom Jones. 

4. Bobby Darin - Mack the Knife. Not many more fun songs in history than this one.

3. Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock. I've often struggled to hear the Elvis Presley that everyone else hears, but I hear it on Jailhouse Rock. What a performance.

2. Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Fire. The awful human of the era, and i guess if i was being consistent I'd put it bottom, but, there we go, get's the Billie Jean pass of indestructible ubiquity.

1. Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers - Why Do Fools Fall in Love. So beautiful. A few months after Rock around the Clock, but really the first real sound of youth. Still not topped, really.

OK, 50s done, just the 2020s to go ... think they'll be pretty decent ...


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