Wednesday, 27 May 2026

Seeing the Beatles

Something I'd never specifically thought about before, which is a fun little thought, is ... supposing the Beatles had reunited in, say, 1974, or 76, or 78, for a big one-off show, or tour, what would you want them to have played?

Assuming ... 

there's no expense spared, but there are still technological limitations

it's a really good music venue, I don't know what the best venue of that era was ... but, you know, everyone can hear. It's in the UK.

they play for about two hours.

they can all still play and sing as well as ever.

I think this is different from Greatest Hits - i think i wouldn't want them to play all my favourites... i'm wondering what would be the ultimate crowd-pleasing Beatles set, drawn from their whole career (I'm going to assume they don't play any solo tracks, though, if they did, let's say we'd get Instant Karma, Live and Let Die, What is Life as a sneaky 10 minute secret set at the end ...)

Help

I Saw Her Standing There

Drive My Car

Helter Skelter

Happiness is a Warm Gun

I Want to Hold Your Hand

Don't Let Me Down

Something

Get Back

A Hard Day's Night

Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

With a Little Help from My Friends

Octopus' Garden

Back in the USSR

I Got a Feeling

Revolution

While My Guitar Gently Weeps

Come Together

She Loves You

Let it Be 

-

Hello Goodbye

Hey Jude

Twist and Shout

She Came in through the Bathroom Window/Golden Slumbers/Carry that Weight/The End


Something like that ... not very subtle really.


Tuesday, 26 May 2026

Totnum hosper

Totnum hosper - sounds a little like a Latin motto meaning "Whether too much, I am held to hope" ... anyway.

I've supported Spurs for 40 years, and I've mainly felt it was a good club to support, that it played good football, that it knew its place, didn't get ahead of itself, wasn't evil, was basically one of the "good" clubs and I could broadly accept that there were other more successful clubs.

The last few years have tested my fandom. It was very embarrassing when the club joined the disastrous European Super League. It was very embarrassing when a significant portion of the fanbase wanted their team to lose to Man City so that Arsenal didn't win the league. The TV documentary series was embarrassing. Having Jose Mourinho as manager was embarrassing. And, the last couple of seasons, being pretty terrible at football has been pretty embarrassing.

I think everyone connected to Spurs is to blame at different times for what's gone wrong, but, ultimately, it hasn't gone that wrong. The club is still in the Premier League. Spurs are not, nor have ever been, Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, modern Man City, modern Chelsea. Spurs are on a par with Villa, Newcastle, Everton, Forest, West Ham, Leeds United - big clubs with big fanbases that have won some things, but not monster clubs which dominate. Apart from Everton, those other clubs have been relegated from the Premier League this century. Spurs have done better than all of them for the last 20 years, but between 1990 and 2005, finishing bottom half was pretty commonplace. 

Daniel Levy was a good chairman who, thanks to some luck with players and managers, shrewdness with a decent budget, made Spurs a consistent Top 6 club for a while, got them near the league title and to the Champions League final. Spurs fans act like it's his fault we didn't win those moments, and that it's his fault we're not winning them all the time. Completely ahistorical. Levy's biggest mistakes were not caution but overreaching (hiring Mourinho, European Super League). His successors and his critical fans are finding out how easy it is to make a success of Spurs.

Anyway, what I want for Spurs next year is top half of the league, a good cup run, and to play decent football again, and not be a team of dirty, not-particularly likeable foulers, which we've been lately.

I want the promising, talented players to not be injured all the time. I want Romero and Vicario to leave, thanks. Micky van der Ven will obviously leave, but with more sincere thanks

Amongst other things, a particular problem for Spurs in the last couple of seasons is simply that other teams have got better. Spurs could get 60 points in a mediocre season by picking up good amounts of points vs Brighton, Bournemouth, Forest, Fulham etc even if we fell short against the big clubs. Those clubs are very good and well-managed now and there are fewer cheap points than ever, and Spurs haven't adjusted to that.

Anyway, since it's been 40 years, here are my 40 favourite Spurs players.

40. Lucas Moura - i didn't love Moura with his right-wing politics but his hat-trick in the Champions League semi-final was my favourite moment as a Spurs fan.

39. Kevin Danso - best player in the run-in. Think we've found one there.

38. Rafael van de Vaart - down the years, world-class players have occasionally turned up at Spurs and that's been great. Touch of class, van de Vaart.

37. Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg - very solid. Suffered a little for being not quite as good as what came before, but much better than what came after.

36. Darren Bent - I like Bent in general as a player, think he was a bit hard done by, both for Spurs and England.

35. Ruel Fox

34. Paul Robinson

33. Ossie Ardiles

32. Gary Lineker

31. Paul Stewart - adaptable, solid, scored in the 91 Cup Final.

30. Mousa Dembele - few players have had their memory embellished by posterity so much as Dembele. Now gets talked about like an all-time great. He was good though.

29. Aaron Lennon - had a brief period of everyone thinking he should be picked ahead of Beckham for England. A good classic winger, who was a big part of the era when Spurs got good.

28. Edgar Davids - I know he didn't do much for Spurs. But it was Edgar Davids! For Spurs!

27. Dejan Kulusevski - aah, i wish him some luck. Class

26. Tom Huddlestone

25. Danny Rose I liked Danny Rose. Deserved a better career.

24. Jan Vertonghen

23. Christian Eriksen

22. Richarlison - hasn't really delivered for Spurs, but is, unlike Moura, a Brazilian footballer with good politics.

21. Eric Dier

20. Stephen Carr Was not much good, and then, admirably, became good.

19. Glenn Hoddle

18. Vinny Samways Definitive 90s Spurs player.

17. Paul Allen

16. Clive Allen. The rest will mainly be pretty self-explanatory.

15. Hugh Lloris 

14. Paul Gascoigne

13. Micky Van de Ven

12. Ledley King

11. Gareth Bale

10. Luka Modric

9. Chris Waddle

8. Ben Davies

7. Gary Mabbutt

6. Son Heung-min

5. Dimitar Berbatov

4. Chris Hughton Not like I watched him play for Spurs all that much, but just a football person I like.

3. Harry Kane

2. Robbie Keane

1. Erik Lamela A rogue choice at one, but I just loved Lamela. Very talented, but always got injuries. Worked hard, got in opponents' faces. The fact he was peripheral for a lot of the best era shosws how good that squad was.

So, I've left out, amongst others ...

Sheringham, Ferdinand, Klinsmann, Walker, I Walker, Trippier, Anderton, Defoe, Perryman, Aldeweireld, Dele Alli, Crouch, Ginola, Adebayor, Paul Walsh, Justin Edinburgh, Eric Thorsvedt, Rebrov, Iversen, Pavlyuchenko, Jenas, Carrick, Dawson, Woodgate, Barmby, Sanchez, Sissoko, Wanyama, Brennan Johnson ...

Some absolute Spurs legends. I don't exactly know why. They just don't bring a warm glow to my heart when I think of them in a Spurs shirt.

Friday, 15 May 2026

Same playlist, other songs

As promised, here are some brief thoughts on some more songs from the same playlist:

Some Girls - Rachel Stevens Firstly, this is a brilliant song. I liked it at the time and I like it even more now. It's also just about the most 2004 thing that exists. Richard X, who wrote it, refused to let Geri Halliwell record it and she locked herself in a car to try to persuade him. He then wrote a mean song 'Me Plus One' (recorded by Annie) about her. The video, for Sports Relief, of Some Girls, has Colin Jackson, Pat Cash and Audley Harrison (!) in it! It's so far from the song, an uneasy, dark, glam stomp about nasty music industry goings-on. Rachel Stevens, voted by FHM magazine in 2013 the sexiest woman ever (for ever ever?) does a good job with her simple vocals. A "better" singer wouldn't have carried the concept of the song so well. There are layers and layers to this that require greater detail than I can give it now.  When people talk about poptimism, this is, for me the good side of it - a whole raft of great, clever, UK pop singles in the early 2000s. Critics judging that every bloated album by a superstar is a masterpiece ... that's pooptimism.

Orange County - Gorillaz featuring Bizarrap, Kara Jackson, and Anoushka Shankar This is the nearest thing to a hit on the latest Gorillaz album. The combo of Jackson and Albarn singing a duet about grief was my unexpected delight of the year. Kara Jackson's Why Does the Earth Give Us People to Love?, about her best friend who died, was my favourite song of 2023, and Albarn is of course singing about his father Keith who organised the exhibition where John Lennon met Yoko Ono, so technically broke up the Beatles.

Hasta la Raiz - Natalia Lafourcade This was on Rolling Stone's fairly recent list of the 250 Best Songs of the 21st century, and it was my favourite that I'd not heard before, at least I thought I'd not heard it before- when I was going through playlists recently I found it on another playlist of songs to listen to from a list. Well, anyway, it's a beaut. I don't know what it's about. I do usually like to have a rough idea what songs are about, I am what they call "a lyrics guy", but hey, you know what they say, Hasta la raiz, baby ... but, anyway, this is a beguilingly excellent song.

Coming in from the Cold - The Delgados Masters of sweet melody tied to mean lyrics, the Delgados. "Not to blame, no one's telling you you're not to blame" - "take your tantrum trailer out of town" here. And the melody of the chorus of Coming in from the Cold has probably been the thing I've whistled more than anything else in the last 20 years. It's my whistle of choice!

Hammond Song - The Roches Ha, the Delgados and the Roches ... what next, the Fignons? The Hinaults? Anyway, this is truly an unusual, unsettling, song - there are various different voices on it and they sound completely different and then they join together and sound like one.

6th Avenue Heartache - The Wallflowers I often think about the extremely handsome son of Bob Dylan with the pleasantly conventional radio voice who is always polite and forthcoming in interviews, and was briefly a big rock star in the late 90s. Anyway, this was the Wallflowers' second biggest hit, and it's good. It sounds a little like Knockin' on Heaven's Door at certain points. Nice work by the Jordi Cruyff of music (don't mean that as an insult).

Drop the Pressure - Mylo This may just be my favourite straight-up dance track of all time, and I couldn't understand (notwithstanding that's it's one line is "motherfucker's gonna drop the pressure") why it wasn't a supermassive hit. Anyway, if I'm to pick out one specific moment from it, it's probably the bit where he goes "motherfucker's gonna drop the pressure".

Stop! - Erasure This, on the 'Crackers International EP' was one of the first singles I bought. You don't need me to tell you how many great singles Erasure released. This was bang inbetween A Little Respect and Drama!. What a run that is ... I think the "we're gonna be we're gonna be together again" bit was one of my first headly thrills from pop music. 

Don't Delete the Kisses - Wolf Alice Wolf Alice are, there or thereabouts, the biggest, most consistent, most acclaimed UK indie band of the last 10 years, and this is their biggest song, and it reached Number 100 in the charts. It's a lovely song, this, and gets better with age. Both the whispered verses and belted choruses are, in their way, gloriously romantic.

Hard to Handle - Otis Redding Every second in this is golden. Well I guess I first heard it in The Commitments, as is the way with too many soul songs if you're my age. This is the most alive song ever, and yet it was first released after Otis Redding's death. What would that have been like to hear? Unfathomable. I've said it before - everything in music is different if Otis Redding hadn't died. I truly think that.

All Your Favorite Bands - Dawes This is California band Dawes' absolute best attempt to write a classic American soft rock song, and they do succeed, and they have famous friends like Brandon Flowers and Conor Oberst in the video, it just wasn't a hit. The stately piano, the specific American nostalgia, the feelgood hook, this song kind of had everything for a just world where the people like cheesy singalongs, like I do.

London - Benjamin Clementine "London London London is calling ..." obviously pops into my head when I go to London, and I'm a little more surprised this song isn't better known. Pretty idiosyncratic, Mr Clementine, with his great voice and great face, and a bit of success in films and in music, but clearly just a guy who does his own thing.

Serious Drugs - BMX Bandits Beloved of Nirvana and the first band Oasis supported on tour. I cannot say I am a big BMX Bandits but this is, in a way, the definitive Scottish indie pop song - the defining sound. A lovely song.

Hey That's No Way to Say Goodbye - Roberta Flack There was a tribute album a few years ago, which I really liked, of Tom Waits songs sung by women, and you could do the same with Cohen (I mean, that probably already exists, doesn't it...) This somehow manages to be even gentler and stiller than the original.

I'll Say Forever My Love - Jimmy Ruffin Kevin Rowland bloody loved that soul music, didn't he? Never stopped going on about it. I knew this song for years only from its title/chorus being interpolated into 'Reminisce' from 'Don't Stand Me Down'. Turns out it's a nice song. I have bought Kev's autobiography and apparently it's brilliant, but haven't got round to reading it. Hopefully he will talk about walking down the Edgware Rd and listening to I'll Say Forever My Love.

I Know It's Over - The Smiths It feels embarrassing to say it now, but this was the song that really sold me on the Smiths - I'd been ambivalent for years, and then, I guess, bought The Queen is Dead when I was about 20, and this is the second track. I loved the melody, I loved the guitar (i think i bought it before Christmas and it reminded me of The Pretenders' 2000 Miles) and when Morrissey sang "It's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hate, it takes guts to be gentle and kind" I didn't know enough about him to laugh it out of town.

Superstar - The Carpenters I think it was on the first series of X Factor or maybe it was Pop Idol and one of the contestants did this in the live shows, and it's funny, really, at the start of those shows, before it got too organised,they'd just do quite old-fashioned songs the judges liked - I remember someone doing Monday Monday by the Mamas and the Papas. Anyway, I think this is the best Carpenters song - in some ways, works quite well alongside Some Girls, smuggling some darkness into a pop setting.

Busby Berkeley Dreams - Magnetic Fields In the really quite icky recent NYT list of the 30 Greatest Living American songwriters, Stephin Merritt was pretty much the only male indie/alt guy, which somehow was even more annoying than there not being one at all. Still, this is a beautiful song, and, as far as I know, it still awaits the big choreographed Hollywood cover it cries out for.

Hurricane J - The Hold Steady I saw the Hold Steady early evening at a festival in 2007 and I loved it - the puppyish won-a-competition enthusiasm, the geekiness, the chanting, the long dense lines, the crowd play, but I remember some of the people I was with not enjoying it at all. I was really into them for a while, but developed a certain "well, here's the Hold Steady doing what the Hold Steady do" weariness. It had certainly set in by the time of Hurricane J from 2010, even though it's an excellent song. But I listened to it again recently and thought "yeah, that's just great". "You're a beautiful girl and you're a pretty good waitress [pause leaving vocals isolated] Jessie I don't think I'm the guy (guitars crash in]" - lovely stuff ...

Just to add one more Train of Thought - A-ha I was listening to this yesterday. It was my favorite A-Ha song when I was little but I think I haven't really listened to it for about 35 years. And, I just thought, I know Morten Harket is acknowledge as a good singer, but I'm not sure he's really talked about as one of the greatest pop singers of all time, but he should be. Pretty astonishing. Effortless mix of Buckley (both) and Orbison.

Sunday, 10 May 2026

New playlist, songs and bits of songs

I made myself a big new playlist, having realised I'd been listening to quite a lot of the same stuff when out and about for the last year or two. I took some care over it, digging into lots of existing playlists and picking out songs that I'd liked at the time but had gone off my radar, just trying to avoid all my completely obvious favourites, while also wanting to make sure it was mainly stuff I really did like, across a good range of genres and eras. But, equally, there's no particular order or meaning to it after a while. When a song came to mind, I added it, so it's quite unwieldy.

But I'm pretty happy with it. I'll share a link to the whole thing at the bottom, but thought I'd write a sentence or two about certain songs, and certain bits in certain songs, which I particularly like.

And Your Bird Can Sing - The Beatles. The bit halfway through which goes "Tell me that you've heard every sound there is ..." Just, halfway through an album, a non-single, they decided to make that incredible noise together. They didn't have to. It's funny, I've been looking this (mainly Lennon) song up and he was a bit sniffy about it, saying it was basically a polished turd - just so funny that, with their double guitars and glorious harmonies, McCartney and Harrison turned a song of his which he thought merely ok into something magical and he couldn't help but be annoyed about it.

Still Life - Suede. The apotheosis of doomed Suede grandeur. Every album should contains a song that attempts to be this grand. I've taken to starting it quiet and then turning the volume up high just as it builds to the big chorus 2.30mins in. Bit of fun. Anderson now sings it in concert with just an acoustic accompaniment and without a mic, which, in its way, is just as grandiose and ambitious as the massive string section on the album.

Fantasy - Earth, Wind and Fire This is one of those songs that was around in my head for years before I first properly heard it and knew what it was. I still love it so much - the melody and the sound and the vocals. It sounds like something from a psychedelic musical, as much as a disco/funk track. Like a lot of songs I love, it leaves you waiting a long time for the full glory. Philip Bailey is an incredible singer.

Some Jingle Jangle Morning (When I'm Straight) - Mary Lou Lord I first heard this on a compilation of lo-fi 80s British indie, where it stood out in that a) it's from the 90s, and b) she's American. It's also a great song. There are two versions - one (I guess the one I first heard) which is very lo-fi from 1993, and then rerecorded with more alt-rock sheen in 1998. Her name, and maybe the title, make you think it will be a bit country, but not really. It's classic scuzzy/grungy melodic indie - catchy, pretty, but also very sad, about lost love and addiction. The chorus references Dylan and Guns n'Roses, and I literally only found out today that the song is a lament for the singer's former relationship with a little feller you might have heard of called Kurt Cobain. So I guess the 98 version has a different level of sadness to the 93 version. Anyway, it's a beauty of a song.

Heat Wave - Martha and the Vandellas I've given it some thought, maybe a lifetime's thought, and I just think the "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" bit in Heat Wave is the most joyful thing in the history of pop music.

So Sorry - Feist I saw Feist supporting Ed Harcourt in the early 2000s in some properly tiny venue - basically the size of a large living room, with a barely raised stage, and I remember being sat, with my feet tucked in so as not to kick the artists, to the side of the stage, literally about a metre from Feist, who was tiny, and not at all well known. She became pretty well known a few years later as her song was used in an Apple advert, and gradually she has become one of my favourites. There's a bit at the start of the second verse here where the spare vocal is suddenly backed by a humming accompaniment and she varies the vocal melody slightly, which is really lovely, just a moment to melt into the music.

Lawyers, Guns and Money - Warren Zevon I usually resist the calls that tell you that cult favourites like John Prine, Townes van Zandt and Warren Zevon are the USA's actual greatest songwriters - I'd been quite indifferent to Zevon, but I love this. It's got quite a bombastic intro and has a superb opening couplet - "I went home with a waitress the way I always do / How was I to know she was with the Russians, too?" Needless to say, the people eg Bob Dylan who tell you these kind of guys are good at writing songs are right.

Chandelier - Sia It's an incredible piece of singing, Chandelier. It makes you think "Why aren't there more pop songs like this?" but the answer is fairly simple, of course - there are only so many pop stars who can sing (and write) like Sia, and once she's done this once and had a hit with it, she can't really do the same thing again (rather like I sometime ask why there aren't more Wilco songs like Impossible Germany). 

St Dominic's Preview - Van Morrison I think there is the biggest gap, with Van Morrison, of anyone, between the persona he presents to the world and the music he has created. Or rather, some of the music he has created. Perhaps that's a visual thing too. The fact he's always looked, not just talked, like a curmudgeonly uncle. So, sure, that fits with the basic, tight, blues and jazz he does, but some, a lot, of his greatest songs, like St Dominic's Preview, have so much vision, and joy, and wonder, so many words and thoughts and ideas, fly so far above the world, it really does feel impossible to reconcile.

I'll Take You There - The Staple Singers I mainly think of Mavis as a modern grandee, a gospel/soul/protest survivor beloved of everyone from Tweedy to Run the Jewels, Gorillaz and Waxahatchee, making all kinds of songs her own. And clearly also just one of the nicest, best people to have ever lived. But also, in the 70s, the Staple Singers had massive hits. I'll Take You There was a US Number 1, (as was Let's Do It Again). It borrowed the intro from Liquidator and used the Stax house band, but it's really all about Mavis Staples - one of the absolute best voices, hardly diminished even now.

Alfie - Dionne Warwick Funny song, Alfie. I do like it. Interestingly, most people involved in the creation of it didn't love it that much, or rather didn't love having to do it. The film needed a song - Bacharach and David didn't really know what to do with the title, until they watched a draft of the film. Cilla Black, who sang it for the UK, didn't really like the idea of singing the name Alfie so much either. Anyway, there are multiple covers - the Cher and Dionne Warwick versions are well-known, but the glaring omissions are the two people who should have sung it, Sandie Shaw and/or Dusty Springfield. I don't know why Dusty Springfield didn't sing it, but Sandie Shaw was offered it first and turned it down. Now, that is a damn shame. Still, it's an odd song but a great effort by Bacharach and David to make it work. It's the Dionne Warwick version I've always listened to, and she always sings great, but, still, it's not quite right ... anyway, the reason it's come back to my mind in the last year or so is because my cousin's dog is called Alfie (apparently one of the reasons Sandie Shaw didn't want to sing it was because she thought Alfie sounded like a dog's name!) and he's a lovely dog but has a bit of a bark when startled and when he does, I inevitably mutter "what's it all about, Alfie?"

Kids in America - Kim Wilde It's such a brilliant song, Kids in America, almost unfathomably good. It's got so many bits to it. I always loved the slightly unexpected male backing vocals (which i think is her brother Ricky who wrote the song with her dad Marty). One of the best singles of the 80s.

American Girls - Harry Styles A few things about Harry Styles - he can do a sub-3 hour marathon. That's no joke. He's got a seriously weird transatlantic accent now, but, funnily enough, he always had quite a weird accent, quite hard to place, a product of different English places. He kind of looks old now. Not in a bad way, but most 32 year old pop idols still try to look 22, but he looks happy to look 32, or even 37. This is a great single, about his fifth bona fide great single. 

Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard - Paul Simon I quite like this little clip of https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AaaPDD0padE Paul Simon talking about how it's difficult to write story-based songs to electronic dance music, but that his music has a strong rhythmic feeling which people can dance to if they want. It reminded me that the first dance at our wedding was to Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard. Now, this was a joke. I said to Julio, well, we're getting married at a school, let's have Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard, and she said ok, and we listened to it together, and she, who knows about dancing and rhythm, said, well, ok, that's a pretty complex rhythm, it's not going to be easy to dance to, but we'll give it a go, and she taught me a little dance we could do, but needless to say, it was entirely beyond me so I jumped up and down a bit and looked embarrassed, and of course no one got the joke. Anyway, I love Me and Julio ... it's a super-fun song with strong rhythmic content, but I'm better off listening to it than dancing to it.

Maybe the People Would Be The Times or Between Clark and Hilldale - Love Always one of my favourite song titles, and always one of my favourite songs from Forever Changes. Weird how this kind of mainstay of "classic albums" has kind of faded away. Love were kind of a massive deal in the 90s and 2000s, it felt like they influenced lots of the music I loved. But now? Not really. Modern music is influenced by Take on Me and Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.

Jenny Was a Friend of Mine - Killers Weird how, within a handful of listens of Hot Fuss and liking at least four of the songs, I decided I thought the Killers were essentially throwaway rubbish and haven't liked anything by them since. Bit unfair really. Why did I judge them by a harsher standard than other bands? (I guess cos of that infernal "i've got soul but i'm not a soldier" bit) Still, intro to this is the best thing they ever did, really.

My Brave Face - Paul McCartney Just, nothing could sound more like a Paul McCartney song co-written with Elvis Costello.

So, here's the whole, 300+ playlist, which is called "2026 is moving" - more hits than misses, I think https://music.apple.com/gb/playlist/2026-is-moving/pl.u-JPVaJCjqxpe

I may even do a part 2 of this type of blog, as there are a lot of interesting songs on the list I could write a couple of sentences about ...